Conrad "Cap'n" Kirk  
Height: 6'7" Weight: 277 lbs.
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Theme Song: "How High (remix)" by Redman & Method Man

Affiliations:
  • Tag Team Partners w/ Joey "White Boy" Shepard
    (Homies Gettin' High)

LEGACY Accomplishments:
  • none
Offensive Arsenal
Finishing Moves:
  1. Some Bad Sh**
    (Cut-Throat Driver)
  2. Tag Team -
    Puff The Magic Dragon: (Doomsday Device w/ Flipping Neckbreaker, Conrad holds opponent in electric chair position while Joey climbs to the top for the flipping neckbreaker.)


Signature Moves:
  1. Shotgun Bammy (brainbuster)
  2. The Bad Seed (flying leg lariat from the running position)
  3. Sweet Lucy Lariat (Clothesline From Hell)
  4. Crazy Weed (Two rolling vertical suplexes)
  5. Crying Weed (Death Valley Driver)
  6. Eat Your Broccoli (Package Piledriver as seen by Kevin Steen)
  7. Green Grass & High Times (Going from Crazy Weed, to Crying Weed, and finishing off the combination with an Eat Your Broccoli)
Basic Moveset:
  • Basically, Conrad Kirk has the look of Shad Gaspard from Cryme Tyme but with John Cena’s ring charisma. His moveset is somewhat similar to Shad as he’s a big brawling powerhouse, but again, he’s more charismatic with his moves like John Cena. When he does a running elbow drop, its usually preceded by some type of taunting or dancing. He is known to do some basic suplexes and judo throws as he has a brief history with the art form that is known as such. In tag matches, he’s especially effective when his homeboy Joey is getting beat on because he pretty much “hulks up” and cleans house.

    Every now and again he does pull off some spectacularly devastating power moves, like his finisher “Some Bad Sh**”. So he’s not a total one-trick pony and everything.
Profile Information

It’s the cliche sob story, yo. Conrad Kirk grew up in the ghetto streets of Philadelphia, PA. He’s never met his parents as they were both crack dealers who were killed in an ugly drive-by shooting at the very young age of six. Now at nearly thirty years of age, he doesn’t even remember them, and it’s the foggy memories that drives his fire to compete and stay semi-clean... or at least curb his appetite for the gang violence he so fondly grew up on.

For years he and his homeboy Joey tore up the weed business in downtown Philly, but after stepping on some toes Conrad had to get out of the business altogether. After his provider gave him a disturbing ultimatum, Conrad left Philadelphia entirely and pursued other dangerous business ventures such as alcohol distribution and DJ-ing at gay frat parties. After convincing Joey to follow him into the world of professional wrestling, Conrad had some try outs in XPW and ROH, but unfortunately was denied entry due to his “murky” past and well-known cannabis addiction.

It wasn’t until a local underground federation outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania did Conrad and Joey taste their first batch of... wrestling fame. Haha, you thought I was gonna say weed brownies. So, uh... from then on, Conrad and Joey eased their way into the independent scene, forming the tag team “Homies Gettin’ High”, winning a few tag titles here and there against virtual unknowns at non-televised events.

After a tour through the North-Eastern hemisphere in the United States, LEGACY noticed Conrad and Joey and called them up for try-outs. Through the mistake of some absentminded file work, Conrad and Joey were hired immediately, despite their habitual love for marijuana. In the mean time, its only a matter of time before they are shipped off to rehab and fired...

... or win tag team gold after learning how to hide it better.